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Fishing Jokes

In case you're bummed out about that fish that got away, here's a couple of fishing jokes to cheer you up:

1.) Wife to friend: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend!

fish-loveTrue Fish-Love.

2.) What does the Pope eat during Lent? A Holy Mackerel!

carThe Fish-Mobile.

3.) The only reason your husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

4.) Drunken Ice Fishing: One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down here." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down here." He then walked about 20 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down here." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager..

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Hope you enjoy your day! From The Online Fisherman Staff.



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