Crab Control or Crowd Control?
Gun Control is one thing. But crab control? Really? Really.
When we were kids, you didn't have to register too many things. Even today, there is an argument from some that you shouldn't need to register to vote in national, state, or local elections. What the hell. But when we read that if we wanted to catch blue crabs in a trap (you know those little wire boxes you put a stinky fish in and drop in the water?) we had to register with the Government we about flipped out.
But it's true. Read this on the MyFWC site about having to register your wire boxes if you wanna catch blue crabs. Blue crabs. Jeez. What's next? Small sodas? Paper straws?